Make it stop!
Have you seen this yet?
I saw it on SGM one of my favorite naughty, bawdy and undeniably funny entertainment blogs.
(Thanks Lee for the heads up on that one).
The creepiness factor here?
Well, there are no words.
She might as well hang a sign around her neck that says
"Hey look at me and tell me how fabulous I am".
She really can't sing for crap.
That was obvious with her first release - Money Can't Buy You Class.
Stupid a** song.
At least this time around the listener isn't subjected to the same torture.
This time she basically talks over the music track in her transgendered condescending smoker voice.
I would puke if I wasn't laughing so incredulously.
Someone must have told her that if she throws in a few French words it will sound "classier".
I'm thinking that when you have to talk about how classy you are, well, you aren't.
It's as simple as that.
And those lyrics? Really?
Has she read a newspaper beyond Page Six?
It's just creepy.
Jill and Kelly who are also in the video are apparently there for gag effect and to make us laugh at their total lack of any decent dance moves.
The other housewives apparently turned The Countess down.
LuAnn was actually surprised by this.
Then again, she was a totally snarky manipulative beotch on steroids in Morocco.
Can't say that I blame them.
I do love the show though.
It makes me feel so smug about myself.
This show and a few others, namely,
Million Dollar Decorators
Real Housewives of NJ
are among my guilty pleasures.
Thank God for Tivo or I would never see them all.
Plus I can stop and rewind when I have those
"Oh no she din't" moments that I just have to see again
and then maybe one more time.
So, I just wanted to share a bit of my shallow side with you today.
Dissing on those crazies is always welcome here